Sister Wisteria

Sister Wisteria is a woman of quiet grace, but also a woman who will look you straight in the eye and tell you that you’re being a complete fool. Yes. Sister Wisteria will listen to everything you have to say, but she’s in no way here to enable your bad behavior. She won’t just pat you on the head and say ‘there, there’ or ‘everything is going to be fine’. Nope. Sister Wisteria will call you on all of your own self-serving malarkey. Some may feel this is off-putting, but hey, Sister Wisteria’s gonna do what Sister Wisteria’s gonna do. And she gets results. Sister Wisteria is happy to be of use holding items for you in her arms when not otherwise engaged in helping you sort out some of your more self-sabotaging ideations. Her methods may lack softness, but her intentions are always inclined to your greatest personal benefit.